Brian Damage & Krysstal

» Profile

Brian Damage & Krysstal are a unique comedy double act based in London. Blending music, deadpan comedy and silliness they have been working together on the London Comedy Circuit for the last six years. In that time they have performed at comedy clubs, universities and festivals not only around the UK but also in Germany, South Africa , Gozo and Australia.

After a very successful Edinburgh Festival 2006 where they performed two shows, 'Pear Shaped at Midnight' and 'Radio Pear with Madge & Monty', they are now back in London.

Brian & Krysstal are not just comedians they are also musicians and are available for comedy nights, cabaret shows, theme nights, company functions, weddings funerals, TV & radio in fact anywhere there is an audience in need of entertainment. They can provide anything from a storming 20 minute set to a couple of hours entertainment depending on your requirements.

» Previous Clients

• Comedy Clubs:
• Bearcat
• Up The Creek
• Jongleurs
• Laughter Lounge In Dublin & Galway
• Hackney Empire
• Red Rose
• Mirth Control
• Banana Cabaret
• Comedy Caf
• Bound & Gagged
• Stand & Deliver
• Roar With Laughter
• Jester Laugh
• Buzz Club
• Just The Tonic
• and Many More!
• Australia:
• Comedy Store (Sydney)
• A-list Circuit (NSW)
• Comedy Cruise (Sydney Harbour)
• Laugh Garage
• Big Night Out
• Clarence Hotel (Sydney)
• The Espy
• Comedy Lounge
• Melano's (Melbourne)
• Laugh A Lot Comedy Bar (Albury)
• Dockside (Brisbane)
• Lizard Lounge (Lismore)
• South Africa:
• Carnival City Casino
• Hurricanes (Johannesburg)
• Germany:
• Blau Montag (Berlin)
• Festivals:
• Edinburgh (2000-2005)
• Glastonbury (2002)
• London Comedy Festival (2001/02/04)
• Ludlow Arts Fest (2005)
• Run To The Sun (2002/04)
• Halesworth Arts Fest (2003)
• Adelaide (2002)
• Melbourne (2003)
• Woodford Folk Fest (2004/05)
• Corporate:
• Round Table (2005)
• Rotary (2002/03/04)
• Regency Club
• Ascot Race Course
• Captain's Night (Coventry)
• Sainsbury's
• Royal College Of Music (London)
• Dorchester Hotel (2001/02)
• Golf Day (Chiswick)
• East London Parish Ministers (2003)
• Licensed Victualers Assoc. (2003/4)
• Universities:
• Middlesborough
• London
• Bournemouth
• Warrington
• High Wycombe Teeside
• Plymouth
• Central Lancashire
• Newcastle
• Sydney (NSW)
• Cabaret:
• Kent (2001-5)
• Blau Montag (Berlin 05)
• Birmingham (2002)
• Dagenham (2004)
• Minster WMC (2004)
• Uplands Sc - Woodford (2004)
• Basildon Sc (2004)
• Westgate (2004)
• Greenwich Sc (2004)
• Fright Night (Liverpool, NSW 2003)

» Testimonials

"...as daft and charming as they are funny."
- The Stage Magazine

"Brian Damage is a legend on the London Comedy Circuit a cracking deadpan act."
- Chris Wilson, StandUpCom Magazine

"Intelligent comedy, downright dirty stuff and silly songs."
- SXNews, Sydney

"Legendary Brian Damage and top strangely straight-woman Krysstal are a one-off cross-genre act but they have echoes of The Bonzos, the heyday of music hall and some rather seedy country and western club - four stars - I laughed like a drain."
- Chortle.co.uk

"Always enjoyable incredibly funny. His 'Buddy Holly plays Oasis' is a gem."
- Chortle

"If you like daft stuff you'll love this new album by Brian Damage and Krysstal."
- Time Out

"…excellent but grumpy Brian Damage his material is very dry, his charm infectious."
- IC Scotland.co.uk, Edinburgh Festival

"Brian Damage and his glamorous assistant Krysstal… particularly engaging."
- The List, Edinburgh Festival

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